You deserve to need me, not to have me.
Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors (via quotes-shape-us)

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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Ok so why the fuck…..
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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fatima-thinks:

Me: *eats a lot of unhealthy food*
Me: *brushes teeth, drinks green tea and pretends like it never happened*

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